If They Never Balled 2/5 – Carmelo: The Barber

Carmelo seems like a pretty cool dude. And for a minute there he was the main man in New York. Despite the sky-high expectations, those years came and went with very little success. From 2011-2017 the Melo-led Knicks won only a single playoff series.

Since Melo is such a fun, interesting guy, I thought he would make a solid New York barber. He could hang out in the shop all day with his Latvian protege Kristaps and talk about how bad the Knicks are. Same old same old.