If They Never Balled 3/5 – Kyle Lowry: The Mountie

I get the feeling that Kyle Lowry would somehow end up in Toronto. A tough floor general, Lowry would most likely utilize his leadership abilities to law enforcement. And who else is tougher than the Royal Canadian Mounted Police?

I imagine Kyle Lowry in full Mountie uniform wandering the outskirts of Toronto. What would he do all day? Obviously, we all know about the Moose slurping issue up north. Who else would you want ticketing those slurping behemoths.